I saw this raving mad man shouting "The End is near!" at the street corner - I stopped the car and gave him some change and said, "Take it easy - my broker says the economy is going to bounce right back."
He peered at me closely and replied, "I am your broker!"
He peered at me closely and replied, "I am your broker!"
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Then I went to get some cash from the ATM machine - it wanted to borrow $42 till Friday!

1 comments:
Hilarious and scary at the same time! -Anish
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