2/14/09

Manoj, the coolie

Manoj worked as a coolie at Mumbai's busiest railway station. He didn't particularly like the job, nor did he particularly like being called a coolie, but it paid for the education and welfare of his two sons and daughter back in his village in Himachal Pradesh.

He sent his family pictures of him wearing a borrowed three-piece suit and told them that he had a great job as an officer so that they would not know about his coolie job. He hadn't seen them in over two years. His budget simply did not allow him the luxury of a trip back home.

But now his daughter planned to get married. A little nervous but with excitement mounting, he prepared for his trip home. He bought two big suitcases and filled one with gifts for his family and all the villagers. He stuffed the other with the best clothes for his future in-laws. On the day of his departure, he took a taxi halfway across the city to catch the train. He dressed up finely with a new haircut and drenched himself fully in expensive perfume. He smiled to himself when he thought of the surprise that would show on his wife's face when she saw his new personality.

He got on the train, generously tipping the coolie who carried his two suitcases. He expected a bow and a hearty "thank you, Sir", but instead he got a curious look and a slight smile. He quickly dismissed the coolie, avoiding his eyes. The coolie slowly walked away looking back several times.

Most of the people in the crowded cabin including Manoj had to ride standing up. The passengers did not return Manoj's smiles but seemed to openly stare at him. He got a more little nervous but decided people stared simply from being jealousl of his clothes and perfume. Nevertheless he felt glad when at the next train station most of the passengers got off. Before the cabin filled up again, he quickly found a seat.

The new passengers not only stared at Manoj but whispered and smiled at each other. Manoj became quite unsettled and unconsciously checked his clothes. Perhaps his fellow coolies had played a trick on him - perhaps they had somehow written something on his clothes or even his face. He got up, giving up the precious seat and joined the line to the single bathroom in the cabin. Now the smiles turned into mutterings - Manoj distinctly heard "coolie" several times. He shifted nervously on his feet while waiting his turn.

It came a full ten long minutes later. He quickly entered the bathroom and stared at his reflection on the rusty mirror. He could see his face and hair still shining with the oil he had applied that morning. His clothes had become slightly wrinkled but nothing seemed out of place. He checked and rechecked all his body and his reflection several times until the impatient knocks on the door forced him back into the cabin.

When he came out, the passengers erupted into open laughter, pointing in his direction. This time the words "coolie" were loud and clear. Manoj forced a smile to show that he was in on to the joke but the sweat on his face betrayed his lost composure and panic.

He glanced around and found a friendly face of an elderly lady. He got close to her and asked "Mother, why are people calling me .. a coolie?" The lady smiled and pointed to his head - he felt his head and then he realized - he had been carrying both of his suitcases in perfect balance on his head the entire time!

~~~~~~~~~~

Best spiritual morals for Manoj sent by readers:

Anonymous

Manoj, like most of us, is unnecessarily carrying the baggage of past and future.


Kristie Anderson

The baggage Manoj is carrying on his head stands for his truth, his connection to God, his eternal self. In our uncertainty, discomfort and even in outright rejection of who we are or the path we are given God will never abandon us. We may imagine it as a burden or weight, we may not understand why we must carry it. Manoj became a fool when he ignored the truth, as we all do.


Mike Ozen-Anandjot

When we attempt to make ourselves other than who we truly are, we are on the wrong path. Although Manoj tries his best to appear to be a "successful man of the world," his true nature comes through - even without him realizing it! As "the impostor" attempts to convince the world that he or she is wealthy, happy, smart, sophisticated, or whatever... Read More, we actual move further away from our true self. In doing so, we step further away from our Soul, our essence of G-d within. Our true self wants to come out and, like Manoj, will often break through the masks we choose to wear. If you want to bring love and joy into the world, do not try to "impress" others with a facade. Instead, let your true self shine with the Light of G-d that is always within you! You'll never have to worry about others finding out your secret identify, or remember a lie, or be uncomfortable about being you! Wahe Guru!!!!!


Prabhu Singh Khalsa

I liken it to the people who think that nice clothes and a good outward showing can hide the weight of ones karmas clearly hanging over their heads. Their ego doesn't allow them to see what's so obvious to the rest.

2/10/09

My five spiritual truths

1. There are only two mutually exclusive states we can exist in:

SatNaam (infinite and joyful) or Ego (finite and suffocating).


2. Seva (service) immediately takes us away from state of ego and closer to state of SatNaam (ceaseless state of which is called simran).


3. There is no Hell - only how far we are from our heavenly innate nature of immortal Truth, pure Consciousness and deep Bliss.


4. We are *unconditionally* loved - doesn't matter whether we are religious, spiritual, agnostic, atheist or simply mixed up.


5. Thoughts become our (perception of) reality so only think positive thoughts .... and there ain't nothing more positive than SatNaam :)

2/7/09

25 completely random facts about me

1. I read somewhere that if we want to progress spiritually we should wake up way before sunrise; since then I have started waking up 23 hours before sunrise.


2. I read somewhere that we have 1,000 thoughts in a blink of an eye; I was like WaheGuru! imagine if I could sell these thoughts?! I could make a fortune. If they go at even a penny a thought, I could easily gas up my car after 2 blinks. Then I started thinking - what if I create a car which runs on thoughts only; then I could blink all the way to Alaska.


3. I have this recurring dream where I am lying horizontally and then I go vertical. Then some liquid falls all over me. It's pretty weird. The people are mostly the same in every dream and I usually do the same stuff over and over again (like eat, go the work etc etc). The dream usually ends in me lying horizontally in the same place where the dream started.


4. The most creative Halloween trick-or-treaters I ever saw were these 2 teenagers - one was dressed up as a witch, the other wore a black dress. I was like "WaheGuru! ur (that's teenager lingo for "you are") a witch, but what are u?” The girl in black said, "A bitch!" I was like "WaheGuru! dat kool!" (that's teenager lingo for "WaheGuru! that's neat").


5. The most creative fund-raiser I ever saw was this teenager girl with her 9-year-old brother. She knocked at my door and said, "I'm going to Brazil for my summer vacation, but I don't have money. If you donate $5 towards my trip, I will let you break an egg on my brother's head." I was like "WaheGuru! dat kool! What is your rate for breaking coconuts?" She was like "$50". I was like "OK". The brother was, like, gone.


6. They say Chuck Norris is the toughest guy around because he can block a toilet with his pee. They obviously haven't met my cousin who can block it with his fart.


7. Once I went without solid food for 91 minutes straight!!! I did have a couple of donuts, but they were the soft kind, not solid.


8. The earliest memory of my childhood is.... is.... darn! I forgot it now! The greatest memory of my life is .. is... darn! darn! OK, who removed "The Greatest Memories" CD from my brain?!


9. People always ask, "Who came before WaheGuru!? (that's Sikh lingo for "God"). I'm like "That's easy, duh! Mama WaheGuru!" (that's Sikh lingo for "Mother of God").


10. If we are all from Mars or Venus, did someone bring a return ticket? Or even a contact number/website address- cuz I kinda want to go back.


11. I'm a seeker of Truth. Or hot muffin with ice-cream will do too.


12. Once I was hitchhiking and had the same jeans on for 2 weeks. One dog liked my jeans so much that he actually tried to mate with it. I was like "This jeans smells so bad, why do you want to mate with it?" But then I thought, maybe it smells like perfume in dog world. I wanted to take off my jeans and give it to the dog, but I hadn't changed my underwear in 2 weeks either, so thought I better not risk it.


13. Most people don't know this about me, but I am a quite a runner. Once I ran away from the Boston marathon. I have run away from a lot of other things too.


14. Once I had this really weird experience. I got into this long metal tube, hung out for a while, came out and I was in a completely different place (and time I think). All the people there had different color of skin (actually it was more like my skin color) and had a different word for everything. I wanted to get back to the tube but this big guy was like "Namaste, No Sir!” But the natives there were pretty nice; they took me home and fed me everyday for like 23 days and then brought me back to the big guy. This time he was like "Namaste, Yes sir!" It's amazing what 23 days can do to a guy's attitude. I got back into the metal tube, hung out for a while, came out and I was back in the same place I was at 23 days ago. I know, pretty weird huh?


15. I had this really odd experience as a baby. Someone put me in this container - I cried like hell. Thankfully that container had holes, otherwise I would have died. I think the one who put in it forgot about me cuz I have been in the container for like 45 years now. There is also this other container who looks like my container but is much nicer and softer. The one inside the other container is very beautiful too and I think it's a girl - I think that girl likes me cuz she's has been around me for like 17 years. Although I don't think she likes to hear me talk - I say that because in my container I have a hole through which I can say stuff (I like to call that my talker) and she is always covering up my talker with her talker. It's really nice though. I am always looking forward to seeing her through my see-ers and hear her voice through my hear-ers.
16. I went to this building when I was a young man and they made me sit and listen to the older people. And then they wanted me to pay them! The gall! I was like "*I* come here, *I* sit here, *I* listen to older people, *I* do all the work and you want me to pay you?!!" Many years passed like this, then I went to this other place where I went and sat; and *they* paid me!!!! Maybe they felt guilty or something cuz they paid me much more than what I paid them. I was like "WaheGuru! why didn't I just come here in the first place?"


17. In my youth I routinely did things that I would be so afraid of doing in my adult years eg hitchhiking, sleeping anywhere, tenting anywhere, throwing stones at strangers etc etc


18. Once I tented on a golf course – what could possibly go wrong? At 5am, the sprinklers started – one of them was right underneath my tent and another one right by the door. Three words: wet wet wet.


19. Once I tented at this government building (kinda like a city information center). It was about 8pm, what could possibly go wrong? At 9pm, a spotlight comes on, illuminating my tent for miles and miles. I could barely sleep – it was Friday night and apparently this building was a teenager hang-out spot; and apparently teenagers love to shout words that start with F and end with K at tents in the middle of the city. Teenagers! What are we going to do with them? Except maybe let them grow and become like us.


20. Once by a lake, there was a really nice breeze, so I decided to sleep under the stars. The breeze suddenly died just as I was lying down and a million and half mosquitoes showed up. My arms were literally black with them! I quickly pitched a tent in the dark – but about half a million mosquitoes managed to get into the tent. There were a lot of happy mosquitoes and one unhappy human that night. hmmm…. On a re-read, this story is too negative (and I believe in being positive), so I’m going to change it: One night, by a lake, my body served half a million souls. This assumes mosquitoes have souls. If so, how does WaheGuru manage to pack a soul into a mosquito? Or into a Republican for that matter? Just kidding – we both know Republicans don’t have souls.


21. I recently saw a close-up picture of Obama’s right hand and I was astounded by how similar my and his hand looks! He has four fingers, I have four! He has one thumb, I have one too! …that’s kinda of where the similarity ends though – the lines on his hands are way different from mine. My wife looked at one of his lines and said that’s the leadership line. I looked at the same line on my hand ….. with some luck and a lot of hard work, I have the potential of becoming a Gurdwara president one day.


22. Once I was taking an evening stroll in an deserted area in Green Bay, WI while on a work-related trip (note to self – don’t take evening strolls in Green Bay, WI in deserted areas) and these two big guys came up to me and angrily asked “DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE?” This was shortly after 9-11 and I was wearing a white turban (note to self – don’t wear a white turban while on a evening stroll in an deserted area in Green Bay, WI, especially shortly after 9-11). The first answer that came to my mind was “Your Mama?” But since I hadn’t done my kirtan sohila (Sikh evening prayer) yet and wasn’t quite ready for the afterworld, I said, “Elvis?” The guy just broke into a smile and walked away shaking his head and laughing. Elvis lives!


23. Once I was jogging in Cary, NC and passed a bunch of teenagers (about 25 of them). One of them shouted, “Osama!” - I immediately turned and started running towards them – the way they dispersed was classic. One minute they were there, the next … poof! they were gone.


24. Kundalini Yoga is great – it’s a powerful and easy path to the REAL deal – SAT NAAM!


25. There are only 2 secrets to a happy, fulfilling life: 1. Be positive, no matter what. 2. Serve others, no matter what.